Global warming?

I was interested in a report on the radio yesterday.

Apparently daffodils have burst into bloom in a Scottish garden seven months earlier than normal, an event, according to the bloke on the radio, that has left horticultural experts dumbfounded.

Apparently, our rotten summer has fooled the flowers into thinking they had just gone through another winter. But "experts confessed they were baffled".

Baffled?

Let me tell you - it isn't rocket science.

You mess around with good old Mother Nature - and you don't know what you're taking on!

So, if these flippin' governments and scientists would just leave things alone we wouldn't have these strange events happening.

But don't get me on my hobby horse!